my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
