You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
