Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I am one with the molecules
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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