Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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