You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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