I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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