these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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