You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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