I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am mentally ready for anal.
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