Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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