So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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