so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
accomplished twins. life is a go
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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