what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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