i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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