Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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