what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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