Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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