Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dear god my vagina.
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