You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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