Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i think i just lost a toe
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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