They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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