Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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