Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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