you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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