is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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