What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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