Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
