Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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