He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize