dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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