Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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