Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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