This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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