I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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