Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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