just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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