i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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