I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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