Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up