i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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