D3 body, D1 cock
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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