No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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