So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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