So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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