why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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