I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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