we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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