It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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