508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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