I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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