Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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