If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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