My friends, they love my intelligence
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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