Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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