Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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