i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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