I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?