check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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